Amazon.com Review of the Tent I Used Camping this Weekend, or Amazon.com Peer Review of Kate’s Job Performance?

• 6 foot tall, 160 pounds, really dry.
• I certainly have no complaints…how could I?
• Pretty good looking, if I’m being honest.
• Demonstrates backbone when necessary.
• Never quits.
• Just can’t figure out.
• Very sturdy, even in high winds.
• Taller than expected.
• Just a gimmick, in my opinion.
• Kind of loud.
• Move over: gets. the job. done.
• Hot, stormy, icy, and VERY COLD.

Amazon.com Review of the Tent I Used Camping this Weekend: all of the above
Amazon.com Peer Review of Kate’s Job Performance: none of the above (but could be)