Things That Make Me Feel Inferior Without My Consent

  • Forbes’ 30 Under 30 List
  • Anytime the phone rings
  • Shoe stores
  • Dancing in all its forms
  • Buzzfeed quizzes
  • Instagram
  • Beyonce
  • Thinking about the last time I went to the Dentist
  • ‎The emptiness of my fridge
  • Texting someone as sarcastic as I am and being unable to tell if we’re in a fight or if we’re best friends
  • Buying toaster strudel in a non-self-check out line
  • Women who can pull off hats
  • Child prodigies
  • The Swedes
  • Not having a therapy dog