Things That Make Me Feel Inferior Without My Consent
- Forbes’ 30 Under 30 List
- Anytime the phone rings
- Shoe stores
- Dancing in all its forms
- Buzzfeed quizzes
- Beyonce
- Thinking about the last time I went to the Dentist
- The emptiness of my fridge
- Texting someone as sarcastic as I am and being unable to tell if we’re in a fight or if we’re best friends
- Buying toaster strudel in a non-self-check out line
- Women who can pull off hats
- Child prodigies
- The Swedes
- Not having a therapy dog