Things Kate Did This Weekend

Because I know you're dying to know...
• Moved her very small number of earthly possessions into her new apartment (difficulty: easy)
• Panicked when she realized those small number of earthly possessions did not include Very Important Things like toilet paper and trash cans and a broom and a bed and cups and stuff
• Made 3 IKEA runs, bought over 3,000 pounds of furniture, fit everything into her tiny car, and lifted it all up a second story staircase by herself (difficulty: NOT FOR FAINT OF HEART)
• Lost all feeling in her arms
• Assembled every piece of furniture incorrectly
• Gave up and went to the library for comfort