New Years Resolutions I Might Actually Be Able to Keep This Year

• Incorporate more black into my wardrobe
• Get at least 5 hours of sleep once a week
• Spend an obscene amount of money on skincare products that may or may not work
• Floss once
• Sign up for a race I won’t actually run
• Limit Netflix binging to the hours of 10pm and 2am except on holidays and weekends
• Start some projects but abandon them mercilessly without good reason
• Really invest in a seven-season TV show
• Think about washing my car
• Eat my weight in cookie dough
• Answer a text every once in a while
• Become older