Things I Don't Understand

• Decaf coffee drinkers
• Why strangers can comment on my height but I can't comment on their large noses
• People who wear orange
• Just taxes in general
• Why commercials make me cry
• Cat people
• Three-in-one soap
• Premium gasoline
• New Yorker cartoons, tbh
• Long division
• How people dated before cell phones
• Twitter
• Where all my socks end up
• Anyone who can ice skate
• Open-toe boots
• Why buses don’t have seatbelts
• Why the plural of moose isn’t meese
• How to keep a plant alive
• Fidget spinners
• People who celebrate Christmas before Thanksgiving