Things God Has Been Teaching Me Lately About What Actually Happens When He Closes A Door

• He points out that you’ve actually been trying to climb through a window this entire time
• He demonstrates said door was never actually open to you to begin with
• He plays back CCTV footage of the times he warned you not to touch that door all along
• He wordlessly gestures to four better looking doors that were casually there the whole time
• He patiently explains that you have now tried to walk through said door 217 times now and the fact that it’s been closed to you every time is an indicator you might be insane
• He opens up a wardrobe and sends you to Narnia instead